What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Moonraker

I vibrated my dogs shock collar while it was eating my other dog’s food and now it won’t eat. How do I fix this problem?

Live and Let Die

-J W Pepper

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

What measures are shipping companies taking to navigate around conflict zones like the Red Sea and Black Sea?

Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?

Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"

You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-All the bad guys are black.

How can I stop overthinking and take action more quickly?

From Russia With Love

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Are there any examples of outdated values in the Bible?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.